Herd's Manuscripts, I, 140.
| 1 |
Hame came our goodman,
And hame came he,
And then he saw a saddle-horse,
Where nae horse should be. |
| 2 |
'What's this now, goodwife?
What's this I see?
How came this horse here,
Without the leave o me?'
'A horse?' quo she.
'Ay, a horse,' quo he. |
| 3 |
'Shame fa your cuckold face,
Ill mat ye see!
'Tis naething but a broad sow,
My minnie sent to me.'
'A broad sow?' quo he.
'Ay, a sow,' quo shee. |
| 4 |
'Far hae I ridden,
And farrer hae I gane,
But a sadle on a sow's back
I never saw nane.' |
| 5 |
Hame came our goodman,
And hame came he;
He spy'd a pair of jack-boots,
Hwere nae boots should be. |
| 6 |
'What's this now, goodwife?
What's this I see?
How came these boots here,
Without the leave o me?'
'Boots?' quo she.
'Ay, boots,' quo he. |
| 7 |
'Shame fa your cuckold face,
And ill mat ye see!
It's but a pair of water-stoups,
My minnie sent to me.'
'Water-stoups?' quo he.
'Ay, water-stoups,' quo she. |
| 8 |
'Far hae I ridden,
And farer hae I gane,
But siller spurs on water-stoups
I saw never nane.' |
| 9 |
Hame came our goodman,
And hame came he,
And he saw a sword,
Whare a sword should na be. |
| 10 |
'What's this now, goodwife?
What's this I see?
How came this sword here,
Without the leave o me?'
'A sword?' quo she.
'Ay, a sword,' quo he. |
| 11 |
'Shame fa your cuckold face,
Ill mat ye see!
It's but a porridge-spurtle,
My minnie sent to me.'
'A spurtle?' quo he.
'Ay, a spurtle,' quo she. |
| 12 |
'Far hae I ridden,
And farer hae I gane,
But siller-handed spurtles
I saw never nane.' |
| 13 |
Hame came our goodman,
And hame came he;
There he spy'd a powderd wig,
Where nae wig shoud be. |
| 14 |
'What's this now, goodwife?
What's this I see?
How came this wig here,
Without the leave o me?'
'A wig?' quo she.
'Ay, a wig,' quo he. |
| 15 |
'Shame fa your cuckold face,
And ill mat you see!
'Tis naething but a clocken-hen,
My minnie sent to me.'
'Clocken hen?' quo he.
'Ay, clocken hen,' quo she. |
| 16 |
'Far hae I ridden,
And farer hae I gane,
But powder on a clocken-hen
I saw never nane.' |
| 17 |
Hame came our goodman,
And hame came he,
And there he saw a muckle coat,
Where nae coat shoud be. |
| 18 |
'What's this now, goodwife?
What's this I see?
How came this coat here,
Without the leave o me?'
'A coat?' quo she.
'Ay, a coat,' quo he. |
| 19 |
'Shame fa your cuckold face,
Ill mat ye see!
It's but a pair o blankets,
My minnie sent to me.'
'Blankets?' quo he.
'Ay, blankets,' quo she. |
| 20 |
'Far hae I ridden,
And farer hae I gane,
But buttons upon blankets
I saw never nane.' |
| 21 |
'Ben went our goodman,
And ben went he,
And there he spy'd a study man,
Where nae man shoud be. |
| 22 |
'What's this now, goodwife?
What's this I see?
How came this man here,
Without the leave o me?'
'A man?' quo she.
'Ay, a man,' quo he. |
| 23 |
'Poor blind body,
And blinder mat ye be!
It's a new milking-maid,
My mither sent to me.'
'A maid?' quo he.
'Ay, a maid,' quo she. |
| 24 |
'Far hae I ridden,
And farer hae I gane,
But lang-bearded maidens
I saw never nane. |
