Ed de Moel

Child Ballads - Appendix

112. Blow Away the Morning Dew - Appendix

Roxburghe Ballads, I, 306 f; Ballad Society's reprint, II, 281

THE POLITICK MAID,

or,

A dainty new ditty,
Both pleasant and witty,
Wherein you may see
The maide's policie.

1   There was a knight was wine-drunke,
      As he rode on the way,
And there he spide a bonny lasse,
      Among the cocks of hay.
  Sing loud, whistle in the winde,
      Blow merry, merry,
Up and down in yonder dale,
      With hey tro, nonney, nonney.
2   This gallant knight unto the lasse
      Did present take his way,
But it seemd he had a sliame-face,
      He did not court and play.
3   When he came to this bonny lasse,
      He found she was not coy;
His courtesie she did imbrace,
      And did not say him nay.
4   'If we should sit us downe here,
      Upon the grasse so greene,
Here "s neither sheet nor covering,
      To'keep our cloathing cleane.
5   'And if we should sit downe,' quoth he,
      'Among the cockes of hay,
Then would come forth the king's pinder,
      And take our steedes away."
6   'I have rings on my fingers,
      Made of the purest gold,
That will release our steedes againe
      Out of the king's pinfold.
7   'Sir knight, if you will goe with me
      Into my father's bowers,
There you may sit and talke with me
      This three or foure houres.'
8   When she came to her father's bowers,
      They were moted round about;
Then she slipt in at a wicket,
      And left sir knight without.
9   'Now I am here, a maide, within,
      And you, sir knight, without;
You may lay straw under your feete,
      To keepe you from the gout.
10   'Henceforth when you doe meet a maide,
      A mile out of the towne,
Sir knight, you must not be aff'raid
      Of soyling of her gowne.
11   'And if you chance to meet a maid
      Amongst the cockes of hay,
Sir knight, you must not be affraid
      With her to court, and say
12   'It is a proverb, many say,
      And truth it is in try all,
He that will not when as he may
      Shall after have deny-all.
13   'And thus, sir knight, now fare you well,
      To you I bid adieu;
And you hereafterwards may tell
      How I have served you.'

R. C.

Printed at London for Thomas Lambert, at the signs of the Hors-shoo in Smithfield.


Percy's Reliques, III, 238, 1765.

1   There was a knight was drunk with wine
      A riding along the way, sir,
And there he met with a lady fine,
      Among the cocks of hay, sir.
2   'Shall you and I, O lady faire,
      Among the grass lye downe-a?
And I will have a special care
      Of rumpling of your gowne-a."
3   'Upon the grass there is a dewe,
      Will spoil my damaske gowne, sir;
My gown and kirtle they are newe,
      And cost me many a crowne, sir.'
4   'I have a cloak of scarlet red,
      Upon the ground I'll throwe it;
Then, lady faire, come lay thy head;
      We'll play, and none shall knowe it."
5   'O yonder stands my steed so free,
      Among the cocks of hay, sir,
And if the pinner should chance to see,
      He'll take my steed away, sir."
6   'Upon my finger I have a ring,
      It's made of finest gold-a,
And, lady, it thy steed shall hring
      Out of the pinner's fold-a.'
7   'O go with me to my father's hall;
      Fair chambers there are three, sir;
And you shall have the best of all,
      And I'll your chamberlain bee, sir.'
8   He mounted himself on his steed so tall,
      And her on her dapple-grey, sir,
And then they rode to her father's hall,
      Fast pricking along the way, sir.
9   To her father's hall they arrived strait;
      'T was moated round about-a;
She slipped herself within the gate,
      And lockt the knight without-a,
10   'Here is a silver penny to spend,
      And take it for your pain, sir;
And two of my father's men I'll send,
      To wait on you back again, sir.'
11   He from his scabbard drew his brand,
      And whet it upon his sleeve-a,
And 'Cursed,' he said, 'be every man
      That will a maid believe-a!'
12   She drew a bodkin from her haire,
      And whipd it upon her gown-a:
'And curst be every maiden faire
      That will with men lye down-a!
13   'A tree there is, that lowly grows,
      And some do call it rue, sir;
The smallest dunghill cock that crows
      Would make a capon of you, sir.
14   'A flower there is, that shineth bright,
      Some call it marygold-a;
He that wold not when he might,
      He shall not when he wold-a.'
15   The knight was riding another day,
      With cloak and hat and feather;
He met again with that lady gay,
      Who was angling in the river.
16   'Now, lady faire, I've met with you,
      You shall no more escape me;
Remember how not long agoe
      You falsely did intrap me.'
17   The lady blushed scarlet red,
      And trembled at the stranger:
'How shall I guard my maidenhead
      From this approaching danger I'
18   He from his saddle down did light,
      In all his riche attyer,
And cryed, As I am a noble knight,
      I do thy charms admyer.
19   He took the lady by the hand,
      Who seemingly consented,
And would no more disputing stand;
      She had a plot invented.
20   'Looke yonder, good sir knight, I praye,
      Methinks I now discover,
A riding upon his dapple-grey,
      My former constant lover.'
21   On tip-toe peering stood the knight,
      Fast by the river brink-a;
The lady pusht with all her might:
      'Sir knight, now swim or sink-a!'
22   Oer head and ears he plunged in;
      The bottom faire he sounded;
Then rising up he cried amain,
      Help, helpe, or else I'm drowned!
23   'Now fare you well, sir knight, adieu I
      You see what comes of fooling;
That is the fittest place for you;
      Your courage wanted cooling.'
24   Ere many days, in her father's park,
      Just at the close of eve-a,
Again she met with her angry sparke,
      Which made this lady grieve-a.
25   'False lady, here thou'rt in my powre,
      And no one now can hear thee;
And thou shalt sorely rue the hour
      That eer thou dar'dst to jeer me.'
26   'I pray, sir knight, be not so warm
      With a young silly maid-a;
I vow and swear I thought no harm;
      'T was a gentle jest I playd-a.'
27   'A gentle jest in soothe,' he cry'd,
      'To tumble me in and leave me!
What if I had in the river dy'd?
      That fetch will not deceive me.
28   'Once more I'll pardon thee this day,
      Tho injurd out of measure;
But then prepare without delay
      To yield thee to my pleasure.'
29   'Well then, if I must grant your suit,
      Yet think of your boots and spurs, sir;
Let me pull off both spur and boot,
      Or else you cannot stir, sir."
30   He set him down upon the grass,
      And begd her kind assistance;
'Now,' smiling thought this lovely lass,
      'I'll make you keep your distance.'
31   Then pulling off his boots half-way,
      'Sir knight, now I'm your betters;
You shall not make of me your prey;
      Sit there like a knave in fetters.'
32   The knight when she had served soe,
      He fretted, fum'd and grumbled;
For he could neither stand nor goe,
      But like a cripple tumbled.
33   'Farewell, sir knight, the clock strikes ten,
      Yet do not move nor stir, sir;
I'll send you my father's serving-men,
      To pull off your boots and spurs, sir.
34   'This merry jest you must excuse;
      You are but a stingless nettle;
You'd never have stood for boots or shoes
      Had you been a man of mettle.'
35   All night in grievous rage he lay,
      Rolling upon the plain-a;
Next morning a shepherd past that way,
      Who set him right again-a.
36   Then mounting upon his steed so tall,
      By hill and dale he swore-a,
I'll ride at once to her father's hall;
      She shall escape no more-a.
37   'I'll take her father by the beard,
      I'll challenge all her kindred;
Each dastard soul shall stand affeard;
      My wrath shall no more be hindred.'
38   He rode unto her father's house,
      Which every side was moated;
The lady heard his furious vows,
      And all his vengeance noted.
39   Thought shee, sir knight, to quench your rag
      Once more I will endeavor;
This water shall your fury swage,
      Or else it shall burn forever.
40   Then, faining penitence and feare,
      She did invite a parley:
'Sir knight, if you'll forgive me heare,
      Henceforth I'll love you dearly.
41   'My father he is now from home,
      And I am all alone, sir;
Therefore across the water come,
      And I am all your own, sir.'
42   'False maid, thou canst no more deceive;
      I scorn the treacherous bait-a;
If thou wouldst have me thee believe,
      Now open me the gate-a.'
43   'The bridge is drawn, the gate is barrd,
      My father has the keys, sir;
But I have for my love prepar'd
      A shorter way and easier.
44   'Over the moate I've laid a plank,
      Full seventeen feet in measure;
Then step across to the other bank,
      And there we'll take our pleasure.'
45   These words she had no sooner spoke,
      But strait he came tripping over;
The plank was sawd, it snapping broke,
      And sousd the unhappy lover.

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