Meeting Bingo

24/7 value-added system of systems approach result-driven empower
or
empowerment
COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf
win-win game plan best
practice
benchmark
mindset revisit expeditious touch base think outside the box
fast track proactive to tell you the truth
or
the truth is
client focus(ed) at the end of the day
strategic fit synergy paradigm bottom
line
out of the loop

 
 
 

How to Stay Awake in Meetings

  1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
  2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
  3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "B*LLSH*T!"

 
 
 

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