Meeting Bingo

client focus(ed) result-driven out of the loop system of systems approach knowledge base
at the end of the day to tell you the truth
or
the truth is
24/7 game plan touch base
proactive fast track synergy win-win benchmark
paradigm expeditious revisit mindset strategic fit
leverage think outside the box best
practice
value-added empower
or
empowerment

 
 
 

How to Stay Awake in Meetings

  1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
  2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
  3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "B*LLSH*T!"

 
 
 

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