Meeting Bingo
benchmark
win-win
result-driven
client focus(ed)
value-added
COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf
game plan
leverage
system of systems approach
at the end of the day
24/7
strategic fit
core
competencies
think outside the box
paradigm
touch base
bottom
line
out of the loop
revisit
mindset
knowledge base
proactive
to tell you the truth
or
the truth is
best
practice
expeditious
How to Stay Awake in Meetings
Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "
B*LLSH*T
!"
Brought to you by:
Jacquard Systems Research