Meeting Bingo
think outside the box
out of the loop
paradigm
result-driven
to tell you the truth
or
the truth is
bottom
line
fast track
24/7
at the end of the day
synergy
system of systems approach
game plan
proactive
leverage
touch base
win-win
mindset
knowledge base
expeditious
empower
or
empowerment
revisit
client focus(ed)
benchmark
best
practice
value-added
How to Stay Awake in Meetings
Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "
B*LLSH*T
!"
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