Meeting Bingo

COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf
strategic fit knowledge base 24/7 system of systems approach
core
competencies
client focus(ed) expeditious revisit touch base
win-win value-added result-driven best
practice
mindset
bottom
line
empower
or
empowerment
game plan fast track at the end of the day
synergy out of the loop leverage paradigm proactive

 
 
 

How to Stay Awake in Meetings

  1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
  2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
  3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "B*LLSH*T!"

 
 
 

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