Ed de Moel

Meeting Bingo
proactive touch base leverage to tell you the truth
or
the truth is		 paradigm
revisit 24/7 COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf		 fast track knowledge base
value-added game plan empower
or
empowerment		 mindset synergy
win-win result-driven expeditious strategic fit bottom
line
system of systems approach core
competencies		 best
practice		 benchmark out of the loop

 
 
 

How to Stay Awake in Meetings

  1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
  2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
  3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "B*LLSH*T!"

 
 
 

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