Meeting Bingo

touch base value-added think outside the box to tell you the truth
the truth is
client focus(ed) best
system of systems approach game plan out of the loop
24/7 at the end of the day core
leverage proactive
mindset benchmark paradigm win-win COTS
Commercial Off the Shelf
expeditious synergy fast track result-driven bottom


How to Stay Awake in Meetings

  1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
  2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
  3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "B*LLSH*T!"


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