Meeting Bingo

game plan client focus(ed) win-win fast track touch base
bottom
line
benchmark synergy at the end of the day knowledge base
COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf
24/7 result-driven mindset think outside the box
leverage to tell you the truth
or
the truth is
revisit value-added paradigm
best
practice
out of the loop expeditious core
competencies
empower
or
empowerment

 
 
 

How to Stay Awake in Meetings

  1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
  2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
  3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "B*LLSH*T!"

 
 
 

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