Meeting Bingo

at the end of the day result-driven touch base out of the loop system of systems approach
paradigm mindset best
to tell you the truth
the truth is
think outside the box fast track value-added bottom
strategic fit
client focus(ed) proactive synergy benchmark COTS
Commercial Off the Shelf
game plan 24/7 leverage expeditious revisit


How to Stay Awake in Meetings

  1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
  2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
  3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "B*LLSH*T!"


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