Meeting Bingo

empower
or
empowerment
win-win out of the loop value-added synergy
strategic fit client focus(ed) 24/7 best
practice
game plan
knowledge base benchmark proactive core
competencies
expeditious
fast track result-driven touch base think outside the box paradigm
system of systems approach bottom
line
leverage to tell you the truth
or
the truth is
at the end of the day

 
 
 

How to Stay Awake in Meetings

  1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
  2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
  3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "B*LLSH*T!"

 
 
 

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