Ed de Moel

Meeting Bingo

expeditious fast track core
competencies
bottom
line
proactive
touch base 24/7 strategic fit value-added revisit
leverage system of systems approach mindset paradigm result-driven
out of the loop to tell you the truth
or
the truth is
best
practice
synergy game plan
knowledge base empower
or
empowerment
win-win benchmark think outside the box

 
 
 

How to Stay Awake in Meetings

  1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
  2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
  3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "B*LLSH*T!"

 
 
 

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