Meeting Bingo
knowledge base
mindset
game plan
result-driven
paradigm
client focus(ed)
revisit
out of the loop
COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf
think outside the box
at the end of the day
expeditious
proactive
bottom
line
synergy
best
practice
win-win
24/7
fast track
leverage
empower
or
empowerment
touch base
system of systems approach
strategic fit
benchmark
How to Stay Awake in Meetings
Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "
B*LLSH*T
!"
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