Meeting Bingo

24/7 at the end of the day value-added proactive revisit
win-win fast track benchmark bottom
client focus(ed)
out of the loop paradigm touch base synergy think outside the box
system of systems approach empower
expeditious strategic fit COTS
Commercial Off the Shelf
game plan best
mindset knowledge base to tell you the truth
the truth is


How to Stay Awake in Meetings

  1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
  2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
  3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "B*LLSH*T!"


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