Meeting Bingo

strategic fit result-driven COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf
client focus(ed) at the end of the day
best
practice
touch base bottom
line
knowledge base mindset
leverage win-win to tell you the truth
or
the truth is
expeditious system of systems approach
empower
or
empowerment
paradigm core
competencies
think outside the box 24/7
proactive synergy value-added game plan revisit

 
 
 

How to Stay Awake in Meetings

  1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
  2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
  3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "B*LLSH*T!"

 
 
 

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