Ed de Moel

Meeting Bingo
expeditious result-driven knowledge base value-added out of the loop
24/7 COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf		 strategic fit win-win best
practice
synergy proactive core
competencies		 benchmark touch base
at the end of the day fast track paradigm mindset system of systems approach
empower
or
empowerment		 to tell you the truth
or
the truth is		 leverage bottom
line		 game plan

 
 
 

How to Stay Awake in Meetings

  1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
  2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
  3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "B*LLSH*T!"

 
 
 

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