Meeting Bingo

COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf
expeditious at the end of the day result-driven system of systems approach
benchmark think outside the box mindset touch base best
practice
paradigm revisit strategic fit out of the loop proactive
client focus(ed) win-win fast track empower
or
empowerment
24/7
game plan bottom
line
knowledge base synergy core
competencies

 
 
 

How to Stay Awake in Meetings

  1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
  2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
  3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "B*LLSH*T!"

 
 
 

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