Meeting Bingo
COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf
expeditious
at the end of the day
result-driven
system of systems approach
benchmark
think outside the box
mindset
touch base
best
practice
paradigm
revisit
strategic fit
out of the loop
proactive
client focus(ed)
win-win
fast track
empower
or
empowerment
24/7
game plan
bottom
line
knowledge base
synergy
core
competencies
How to Stay Awake in Meetings
Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "
B*LLSH*T
!"
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