Meeting Bingo
out of the loop
best
practice
win-win
to tell you the truth
or
the truth is
value-added
game plan
paradigm
empower
or
empowerment
think outside the box
touch base
knowledge base
mindset
client focus(ed)
expeditious
core
competencies
result-driven
fast track
at the end of the day
system of systems approach
COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf
leverage
benchmark
bottom
line
proactive
strategic fit
How to Stay Awake in Meetings
Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "
B*LLSH*T
!"
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