Meeting Bingo
expeditious
fast track
core
competencies
bottom
line
proactive
touch base
24/7
strategic fit
value-added
revisit
leverage
system of systems approach
mindset
paradigm
result-driven
out of the loop
to tell you the truth
or
the truth is
best
practice
synergy
game plan
knowledge base
empower
or
empowerment
win-win
benchmark
think outside the box
How to Stay Awake in Meetings
Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "
B*LLSH*T
!"
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