Meeting Bingo
client focus(ed)
to tell you the truth
or
the truth is
result-driven
benchmark
expeditious
empower
or
empowerment
system of systems approach
think outside the box
value-added
COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf
24/7
at the end of the day
revisit
leverage
synergy
fast track
best
practice
touch base
core
competencies
game plan
proactive
win-win
mindset
paradigm
bottom
line
How to Stay Awake in Meetings
Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "
B*LLSH*T
!"
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