Meeting Bingo
strategic fit
result-driven
COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf
client focus(ed)
at the end of the day
best
practice
touch base
bottom
line
knowledge base
mindset
leverage
win-win
to tell you the truth
or
the truth is
expeditious
system of systems approach
empower
or
empowerment
paradigm
core
competencies
think outside the box
24/7
proactive
synergy
value-added
game plan
revisit
How to Stay Awake in Meetings
Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "
B*LLSH*T
!"
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