Meeting Bingo

revisit proactive empower
or
empowerment		 best
practice		 think outside the box
core
competencies		 system of systems approach client focus(ed) result-driven COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf
to tell you the truth
or
the truth is		 fast track out of the loop 24/7 game plan
value-added knowledge base bottom
line		 synergy leverage
expeditious win-win mindset touch base benchmark

 
 
 

How to Stay Awake in Meetings

  1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
  2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
  3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "B*LLSH*T!"

 
 
 

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