Meeting Bingo
out of the loop
benchmark
mindset
strategic fit
synergy
24/7
think outside the box
knowledge base
game plan
revisit
core
competencies
result-driven
paradigm
proactive
empower
or
empowerment
fast track
touch base
best
practice
value-added
bottom
line
COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf
client focus(ed)
system of systems approach
at the end of the day
expeditious
How to Stay Awake in Meetings
Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "
B*LLSH*T
!"
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