Meeting Bingo
value-added
result-driven
expeditious
best
practice
proactive
strategic fit
to tell you the truth
or
the truth is
system of systems approach
game plan
benchmark
out of the loop
empower
or
empowerment
mindset
leverage
think outside the box
at the end of the day
24/7
synergy
win-win
fast track
client focus(ed)
revisit
touch base
bottom
line
knowledge base
How to Stay Awake in Meetings
Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "
B*LLSH*T
!"
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