Meeting Bingo
value-added
empower
or
empowerment
win-win
strategic fit
paradigm
mindset
system of systems approach
proactive
best
practice
synergy
leverage
touch base
expeditious
benchmark
knowledge base
fast track
game plan
COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf
result-driven
think outside the box
bottom
line
24/7
out of the loop
core
competencies
revisit
How to Stay Awake in Meetings
Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "
B*LLSH*T
!"
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