Meeting Bingo
touch base
revisit
bottom
line
empower
or
empowerment
fast track
think outside the box
system of systems approach
best
practice
synergy
value-added
at the end of the day
game plan
COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf
win-win
proactive
result-driven
core
competencies
strategic fit
benchmark
mindset
paradigm
24/7
expeditious
knowledge base
client focus(ed)
How to Stay Awake in Meetings
Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "
B*LLSH*T
!"
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