Meeting Bingo
empower
or
empowerment
at the end of the day
result-driven
leverage
paradigm
client focus(ed)
system of systems approach
knowledge base
revisit
bottom
line
out of the loop
benchmark
expeditious
fast track
synergy
24/7
mindset
core
competencies
value-added
best
practice
COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf
game plan
proactive
to tell you the truth
or
the truth is
touch base
How to Stay Awake in Meetings
Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "
B*LLSH*T
!"
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