Meeting Bingo

strategic fit knowledge base game plan fast track core
competencies
win-win touch base COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf
empower
or
empowerment
paradigm
value-added client focus(ed) proactive result-driven system of systems approach
mindset expeditious revisit synergy 24/7
benchmark best
practice
to tell you the truth
or
the truth is
at the end of the day leverage

 
 
 

How to Stay Awake in Meetings

  1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
  2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
  3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "B*LLSH*T!"

 
 
 

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