Meeting Bingo

game plan best
practice		 synergy mindset bottom
line
to tell you the truth
or
the truth is		 result-driven COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf		 value-added system of systems approach
out of the loop at the end of the day client focus(ed) expeditious revisit
empower
or
empowerment		 fast track touch base benchmark think outside the box
proactive 24/7 knowledge base core
competencies		 strategic fit

 
 
 

How to Stay Awake in Meetings

  1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
  2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
  3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "B*LLSH*T!"

 
 
 

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