Meeting Bingo

24/7 knowledge base empower
or
empowerment
at the end of the day game plan
win-win benchmark expeditious leverage bottom
line
core
competencies
proactive system of systems approach synergy to tell you the truth
or
the truth is
fast track strategic fit client focus(ed) touch base paradigm
result-driven best
practice
think outside the box COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf
value-added

 
 
 

How to Stay Awake in Meetings

  1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
  2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
  3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "B*LLSH*T!"

 
 
 

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