Meeting Bingo
empower
or
empowerment
synergy
win-win
mindset
fast track
value-added
expeditious
out of the loop
think outside the box
proactive
at the end of the day
knowledge base
COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf
24/7
system of systems approach
leverage
paradigm
strategic fit
bottom
line
benchmark
game plan
touch base
best
practice
client focus(ed)
to tell you the truth
or
the truth is
How to Stay Awake in Meetings
Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "
B*LLSH*T
!"
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