Ed de Moel

Meeting Bingo

value-added empower
or
empowerment
win-win strategic fit paradigm
mindset system of systems approach proactive best
practice
synergy
leverage touch base expeditious benchmark knowledge base
fast track game plan COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf
result-driven think outside the box
bottom
line
24/7 out of the loop core
competencies
revisit

 
 
 

How to Stay Awake in Meetings

  1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
  2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
  3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "B*LLSH*T!"

 
 
 

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