Meeting Bingo

touch base benchmark result-driven COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf		 game plan
win-win bottom
line		 at the end of the day proactive mindset
to tell you the truth
or
the truth is		 best
practice		 leverage expeditious system of systems approach
knowledge base client focus(ed) out of the loop revisit fast track
think outside the box core
competencies		 empower
or
empowerment		 synergy 24/7

 
 
 

How to Stay Awake in Meetings

  1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
  2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
  3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "B*LLSH*T!"

 
 
 

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