Ed de Moel

Meeting Bingo

empower
or
empowerment
at the end of the day result-driven leverage paradigm
client focus(ed) system of systems approach knowledge base revisit bottom
line
out of the loop benchmark expeditious fast track synergy
24/7 mindset core
competencies
value-added best
practice
COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf
game plan proactive to tell you the truth
or
the truth is
touch base

 
 
 

How to Stay Awake in Meetings

  1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
  2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
  3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "B*LLSH*T!"

 
 
 

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