Ed de Moel

Meeting Bingo

empower
or
empowerment
synergy paradigm value-added revisit
bottom
line
to tell you the truth
or
the truth is
benchmark win-win result-driven
client focus(ed) best
practice
fast track think outside the box COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf
at the end of the day out of the loop mindset knowledge base system of systems approach
leverage proactive expeditious core
competencies
strategic fit

 
 
 

How to Stay Awake in Meetings

  1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
  2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
  3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "B*LLSH*T!"

 
 
 

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