Meeting Bingo

value-added system of systems approach at the end of the day mindset client focus(ed)
expeditious revisit to tell you the truth
or
the truth is
win-win strategic fit
best
practice
knowledge base 24/7 result-driven core
competencies
synergy benchmark leverage game plan proactive
fast track paradigm touch base COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf
bottom
line

 
 
 

How to Stay Awake in Meetings

  1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
  2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
  3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "B*LLSH*T!"

 
 
 

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