Meeting Bingo

knowledge base expeditious at the end of the day client focus(ed) strategic fit
win-win value-added best
practice
system of systems approach out of the loop
bottom
line
proactive fast track mindset to tell you the truth
or
the truth is
24/7 benchmark COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf
leverage empower
or
empowerment
game plan touch base revisit paradigm synergy

 
 
 

How to Stay Awake in Meetings

  1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
  2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
  3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "B*LLSH*T!"

 
 
 

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