Meeting Bingo
24/7
knowledge base
empower
or
empowerment
at the end of the day
game plan
win-win
benchmark
expeditious
leverage
bottom
line
core
competencies
proactive
system of systems approach
synergy
to tell you the truth
or
the truth is
fast track
strategic fit
client focus(ed)
touch base
paradigm
result-driven
best
practice
think outside the box
COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf
value-added
How to Stay Awake in Meetings
Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "
B*LLSH*T
!"
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