Meeting Bingo

touch base core
competencies
benchmark strategic fit value-added
game plan fast track to tell you the truth
or
the truth is
COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf
leverage
at the end of the day knowledge base best
practice
result-driven win-win
out of the loop expeditious revisit 24/7 client focus(ed)
proactive synergy empower
or
empowerment
think outside the box bottom
line

 
 
 

How to Stay Awake in Meetings

  1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
  2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
  3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "B*LLSH*T!"

 
 
 

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