Meeting Bingo

expeditious best
practice		 mindset fast track leverage
at the end of the day revisit benchmark empower
or
empowerment		 game plan
COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf		 think outside the box core
competencies		 knowledge base out of the loop
proactive client focus(ed) strategic fit bottom
line		 result-driven
paradigm synergy value-added to tell you the truth
or
the truth is		 24/7

 
 
 

How to Stay Awake in Meetings

  1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
  2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
  3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "B*LLSH*T!"

 
 
 

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