Meeting Bingo

leverage value-added system of systems approach to tell you the truth
or
the truth is		 game plan
touch base result-driven fast track revisit best
practice
proactive strategic fit COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf		 client focus(ed) benchmark
knowledge base expeditious win-win synergy think outside the box
mindset 24/7 at the end of the day core
competencies		 bottom
line

 
 
 

How to Stay Awake in Meetings

  1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
  2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
  3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "B*LLSH*T!"

 
 
 

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