Ed de Moel

Meeting Bingo
bottom
line		 best
practice		 think outside the box strategic fit win-win
paradigm client focus(ed) to tell you the truth
or
the truth is		 knowledge base result-driven
game plan system of systems approach leverage 24/7 proactive
expeditious empower
or
empowerment		 core
competencies		 synergy fast track
revisit COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf		 out of the loop mindset touch base

 
 
 

How to Stay Awake in Meetings

  1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
  2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
  3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "B*LLSH*T!"

 
 
 

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