Meeting Bingo

synergy paradigm best
practice
fast track mindset
knowledge base leverage value-added out of the loop win-win
COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf
expeditious bottom
line
empower
or
empowerment
core
competencies
revisit benchmark system of systems approach touch base think outside the box
24/7 to tell you the truth
or
the truth is
strategic fit game plan proactive

 
 
 

How to Stay Awake in Meetings

  1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
  2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
  3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "B*LLSH*T!"

 
 
 

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