Meeting Bingo

client focus(ed) system of systems approach expeditious revisit benchmark
win-win proactive mindset bottom
line		 24/7
at the end of the day strategic fit paradigm value-added think outside the box
COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf		 empower
or
empowerment		 to tell you the truth
or
the truth is		 synergy game plan
result-driven core
competencies		 best
practice		 knowledge base leverage

 
 
 

How to Stay Awake in Meetings

  1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
  2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
  3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "B*LLSH*T!"

 
 
 

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