Ed de Moel

Meeting Bingo

paradigm at the end of the day best
practice
fast track out of the loop
client focus(ed) value-added leverage 24/7 revisit
think outside the box bottom
line
system of systems approach expeditious COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf
game plan to tell you the truth
or
the truth is
empower
or
empowerment
knowledge base synergy
proactive benchmark win-win strategic fit mindset

 
 
 

How to Stay Awake in Meetings

  1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
  2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
  3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "B*LLSH*T!"

 
 
 

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