Meeting Bingo

benchmark win-win result-driven client focus(ed) value-added
COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf		 game plan leverage system of systems approach at the end of the day
24/7 strategic fit core
competencies		 think outside the box paradigm
touch base bottom
line		 out of the loop revisit mindset
knowledge base proactive to tell you the truth
or
the truth is		 best
practice		 expeditious

 
 
 

How to Stay Awake in Meetings

  1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
  2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
  3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "B*LLSH*T!"

 
 
 

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