Meeting Bingo
system of systems approach
best
practice
COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf
fast track
strategic fit
revisit
game plan
24/7
bottom
line
synergy
out of the loop
knowledge base
value-added
client focus(ed)
to tell you the truth
or
the truth is
leverage
mindset
proactive
win-win
empower
or
empowerment
result-driven
paradigm
expeditious
core
competencies
think outside the box
How to Stay Awake in Meetings
Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "
B*LLSH*T
!"
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