Meeting Bingo
empower
or
empowerment
win-win
out of the loop
value-added
synergy
strategic fit
client focus(ed)
24/7
best
practice
game plan
knowledge base
benchmark
proactive
core
competencies
expeditious
fast track
result-driven
touch base
think outside the box
paradigm
system of systems approach
bottom
line
leverage
to tell you the truth
or
the truth is
at the end of the day
How to Stay Awake in Meetings
Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "
B*LLSH*T
!"
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