Meeting Bingo

result-driven revisit touch base at the end of the day bottom
line
strategic fit client focus(ed) proactive mindset empower
or
empowerment
24/7 game plan synergy core
competencies
system of systems approach
fast track think outside the box leverage to tell you the truth
or
the truth is
COTS
or
Commercial Off the Shelf
paradigm expeditious knowledge base best
practice
benchmark

 
 
 

How to Stay Awake in Meetings

  1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by printing the above table.
  2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words or phrases.
  3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "B*LLSH*T!"

 
 
 

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